Monday, December 27, 2010

location location location - jeff shepard

                  they opened a new restaurant here in beaver, ut.
                  no one wants to eat there.

                  someone said the owner/chef
                 "ain't from around these parts,
                  he's gay,
                  has aids,
                  what if he cuts his finger while he's making you a sandwich"?

                  rumors fly,
                  he should have done his research.

                  to think he could stay in business
                  in this homophobic mormon town
                  he must be a dunce as well.

                  they didn't name this town "beaver" for nothing.

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