you better know some karate, a little
Taekwondo, maybe now would be a good time
to break out the brass knuckles you bought
for Halloween last year. Yeah, that's exactly
what I'm saying. It's time to get all up in life's
business. Its Time to get fight-club on Life's ass.
Life's not messing around. Life isn't tip-toe-ing
through the tulips with Tiny Tim. Life isn't
welcoming you to the God dammed Lollipop Guild.
Life has come to kick your teeth in, literally.
Those crowns you worked two jobs to pay for.
You can stand there with your man bag and
your cappuccino and a stupefied look on your face,
life doesn't care. Life wants to repo your soul.
You're behind on three payments and theres a
big fat transvestite waiting for your damn keys.
Life has the upper hand, psychologically. While
You've been pigging out on pizza, watching HBO
life has been plotting, skippping rope, & doing chin ups.
Life is on the cover of a prestigious men's magazine
wearing silky boxers with his head tossed back in laughter.
Trust me, Life will kick you in the teeth. And his hair
will be thicker and more lustrous than yours while
he's doing it.
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